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Do you have a dirty mind? These perfectly innocent photos will look like absolute filth if you do

Marc Mayo

Published: 15:37, 12 Nov 2017
Updated: 12:07, 18 Oct 2022

ONLY the purest people will be able to scroll through these brilliant photos without doing a double take.

Meanwhile, anyone with even a slightly dirty mind won't be able to contain themselves.

These photos are all perfectly innocent... but don't be surprised if it takes a second look to realise it

Ranging from a charming shot of a loving dog owner to photos of sportsmen who are really getting stuck in, these situations are all as innocent as they come.

Although they look anything but.

Anyone with sex on the brain will be stunned by the snap of a waving elf and anyone with a particularly dirty mind won't believe what one group of friends are getting up to on a night out.

And if you can work out what's going on in every photo at first glance? Then you definitely belong in a nunnery.

Elf help

Nothing says Xmas like a waving elf greeting you from a neighbour's roof top

Talk about a raise

Love is clearly in the air, as is this woman being held by her loving fella

Football's coming home

Nah mate, the ball's not in there. Try looking under him

What the truck?

Good old Brother Trucking, pounding the long, hard roads so you don't have to — Good old Brother Trucking, pounding the long, hard roads so you don't have toCredit: Imgur

Spray to go

Here's a shower head guaranteed to improve your mornings — Here's a shower head guaranteed to improve your morningsCredit: Imgur

Doggy style

This dog owner is just giving his pet a friendly stroke

No need to stair

Nice ornate pattern on that banister, but otherwise there's nothing to see here — Nice ornate pattern on that banister, but otherwise there's nothing to see hereCredit: Imgur

Seat of your pants

On 'yer bike! This lass is having a nice day and just hanging out in the park

Head under heels

Wrestling is a respectable Olympic sport, and the Americans look like they're pretty good at it

What's the crack?

This battered iPhone has seen better days, and was lucky to come through a hard fall in one piece — This battered iPhone has seen better days, and was lucky to come through a hard fall in one pieceCredit: Imgur

Finger rude

It's a normal night down the boozer for these mates - and there's nothing rude (or nude) about that

Dirty dog

Just let sleeping dogs lie - this dozy pooch isn't hurting anyone — Just let sleeping dogs lie - this dozy pooch isn't hurting anyoneCredit: Imgur

Hungry for more?

Check out the quiz which reveals whether you have a dirty mind, and try not to snicker at more perfectly innocent photos which look like absolute filth to the dirty minded.

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