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THESE lonely hearts have been left out in the cold – and it’s easy to see why.
Russian singletons have been trying to seduce potential partners with bizarre online dating photographs.
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We can only hope they were sozzled on vodka when posing for these cringe-inducing snaps.
From a middle-aged MILF who got cosy with a fish to a man who bathed in glass jars, this lot are clearly Putin their foot in it when it comes to finding ‘The One’.
If you thought Tinder was bad, imagine being the poor sod who has to scroll through this lot.
Everything Moscow… here’s our pick of the funniest.
Heart of glass
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An axe to grind
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Playing the goat
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Water sight
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In the money
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Making a right racket
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Getting the motor running
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Not very a-peel-ing
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Hitting the bottle
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MOST READ IN LIVING
Taking the bull by the horns
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Split personality
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Oh eye say!
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Pot noodle
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Making a splash
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He'll wine and dine you
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Looking for a fairy-tail romance
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Meanwhile, these mind-bending snaps show things blending seamlessly into the background… from feet which vanish into carpet to a very hard-to-spot phone case.
And these images are so perfectly timed they'll leave everyone believing in fate.